January 2012
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What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping...
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anedumacation:
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doctor-donnanoble:
And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.
This is legitimately the most terrifying post I have ever read.
DON’T MOTHERFUCKING BLINK
DON’T MOTHERFUCKING BLINK?! More like superglue your eye lids open! Do you know how many...
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I keep making jokes about not having a job...
fireinthefadingmoon:
nerdjosh42:
nerdjosh42:
Every time I make one of these jokes, I think this:
Or this:
Not about having a job, but about losing my job at Universal.
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Turn on.
useyourcharm:
justshutup-bro:
If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently.
Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
I ended up with “orange”
[edit] When I went to my page, it didn’t show me anything. So. So much for that.
1… Okay… 9…. Alright, 4…...
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tourettes:
why dont people get that tribes suck :(
… I try not to comment on things I flat out don’t understand, but I want to state for the record that I refuse to accept if this is about the videogame Tribes.
This had better just be about some pop-culture reference I’m too out-of-touch* to understand.
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I know what you are...
”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.”
”Say it.”
a blogger
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whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking asked: Arnold Schwarzenegger is following you on Twitter. I'm still scooping my jaw up from the ground.
okonokos:
a classic
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shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
:U
:D
GOD, I LOVE EELS
Karp: Fanmail was unveiled this morning. How did the community receive it?
Tumblr staff: Based on the reactions we've seen, it seems to be one of the most unpopular and needless additions we've made thus far!
Karp: Yes... yes that's perfect. Say it again. Slower.
Tumblr staff: Sir? There is... a small problem.
Karp: GOOD. I THRIVE ON PROBLEMS. What is it? Does the page crash when you try to send any fanmail? Does it unleash a virus into your computer? Most importantly, can we blame it on Missing E?
Tumblr staff: It's not anything like that. It's... the community has discovered that we haven't put any limits on the fanmail option. No character limits. No hourly limit. We're afraid they might be using it to.... COMMUNICATE.
Karp:
Tumblr staff:
Karp:
Tumblr staff:
Karp: Shut. It. Down.
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Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
yeboii:
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anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse:
dr-eames:
mollay:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
Holy shit we share a birthday
I am destined to be as badass as TR.
theodore roosevelt best president everyone go home
WWTRD?